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Sunday November 13, 2005

Diet woes, rodent version

I've been noticing lately that my rats, Nicodemus and Weezie, are getting increasingly chubby. Now, I know that rats are supposed to get fat (hence the label "fat rat") and the sewer types in NYC could put mine to shame, but they're both still too pudgy.

I created a type of South Beach program for them --I cut all of the sugary foods out of their diets. No more sweet yogurt drops or rat candies, and definitely no human food unless it's a vegetable.

They've been on this diet now for a few weeks and I swear they're just getting fatter. They're so big I need two hands to lift them --I can't get my fingers even halfway around their bellies anymore.

Why is it so gosh darn hard to lose weight nowadays?



Comments

"Weezie, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so , Nicodemus, but would "The Sweet Yogurt Drops" really be such a good name for a rock band?"

Your nodding acquaintance

Kid Charlemagne on November 15, 2005 10:28 AM

Hey, my rats had no hand in coming up with that one! Give credit where credit is due

Drina on November 15, 2005 10:11 PM