Wednesday September 13, 2006

Confessions

I've often thought about sending a postcard to PostSecret. The idea of creating an art piece to bare your soul sounds cathartic. The only problem is that I don't have a lot of juicy secrets to tell, and my postcard would probably be thrown out.

So what are my biggest secrets?

I tell people I don't watch TV, but I've recently become addicted to Veronica Mars

I usually eat the last ice cream sandwich and play dumb when asked about it

Mechanics make me nervous

I never get farther than thumbing through the cookbooks I buy

I want to like Condoleeza Rice for being a successful woman, but I don't

I'm afraid to learn new things because I worry I'll suck at them

I'm also now addicted to Project Runway

When I do my sister's yoga videos, I spend half the time just watching

I want to kill one of my rats because he bullies the other one

I always play photographer because I don't want my picture taken

I like the song Ice Ice Baby

I don't forward religious emails and I don't feel guilty about it

I spend extra hours at work because I don't know what to do with myself at home

The reason I've been working on the same painting for the last six years is because I'm afraid it will look like crap when I'm done

I cheated on a test in 11th grade

I spend more money on library fines than jewelry

I get more excited than a 20-something should when someone leaves me a Myspace comment

Would PostSecret bite on any of these?